Note from Mum

I didn't do it - the dog groomer did and she did a great job and Mum had to pay. So Rosie... be grateful!

Look what my mum did to me...

As punishment for not Blogging for months my mum had be shaved like one of them sheep things...
Hmmm.... how would she like it- eh?



Hmmm....



Whatever you do- don't laugh... and stop looking at me



"Rosie- you look like half the size you normally do!" Angus from across the road.





But I'm still cute aren't I?




Eh? I am right?

Snip snip snip

I am so pretty- check me out Boys- this cocker is one hot chick...

Before something went snip in the afternoon...







After...




And I stayed there with 2 lovely ladies for a whole 2 hours and I was so good too.

Now in case you weren't paying attention...

Before the shampoo and set...







After...





Now just enjoy looking at how cute I am!















This is it folks... well okay one more... now I might be pretty but anyone messes with my things... grrrrr.... I might lick you to death!

In stitches!

Well, I spent 4 days feeling sorry for myself and then I felt like my normal self! And what a naughty girl I could be then! Mind you when I licked my stitches too much Mum only made me wear that lampshade thing on my head again- I mean street cred- please!

Anyway I was good about the stitches in the end and today- I had them out! I was so good Mum said!

Had 3 walks today too as the weather is so nice! Mind you- just when I think things are returning to nornal Mum sticks this thing on my head that makes me look like one of them... huge things I say hello to on my walks- go neigh- well, whatever. She bought me a Halti to stop me pulling!

What's that about then?

I can't pull! Like who is in control? I thought I was.
Got the hang of it- kinda, suppose. But not sure I like it :(

Ah well....

Let's see what mischief I can start getting up to now...

Spay Day

Hmmmmm... I thought when people said, "Hey it's Spay Day" it meant something good as they seem so happy.

Hmmm.... NO!

I have had a hard couple of days...

On Thursday I thought the day was fun when I was going for a ride in the car- and even when I got to this place that smelled of animals I couldn't stop wagging my tail. But then...

I was abandoned.

I won't even tell you all the horrible things that happened but I was injected, masked and then-

Then I woke up-

OMG.

OMG.

OMG.

I have bits of nylon or something in my belly and boy did it hurt to do my first poo.

I am still feeling sad but better.

Dunno what they did to me but NEVER AGAIN.

And here are my war wounds to prove it.



Close up:



What the hell is this thing?


I don't like it...

Can I report my mum for cruelty?




So Spay Day ain't fun let me tell you...

Now if it was down to cats, posts would have stayed up to date.... hmmm....


Shut up cats. Now, while Mum is out of the room I will post, okay?

I am having such an exciting life, right, not had time to post and what Mum never told you was she's always hogging this computer anyway!

So, about this Christmas lark... yeah, I had my first Christmas but I don't get why there was a tree in the house, wasn't even real, like that never fooled me. Think Mum thinks it was real though. Humans eh?

Anyway whatever that was about I got to rip open presies and I got like loads- love it, love it, love it.


Me opening presies... well how am I supposed to know it wasn't for me? Eh?





For New Year I went on the train! I was such a good girl, 1 bus, 3 trains and a car and then there was Billy! Aah Billy.

Now this time it is LOVE... L O V E LOVE. Billy is the best.



Billy...





So then what happened- well there was snow, lots of snow, lots and lots of snow...


But that's gone now.

I was in Liverpool last week for my first holiday... Mum thinks I missed her but I didn't- wanna know why? Cos I was with Billy again.


Now listen, I promise I will post more often (but don't tell Mum that)

This is for Billy...

Rosie...

Rosie: I'm not sorry, been too busy to post... right right right
Rosie's Mum: You are saying sorry Rosie
Rosie: Why?
Rosie's Mum: Who's the boss here?
Rosie: That's not what I asked, why is it grown up humans never answer the bloody question?
Rosie's Mum: don't swear
Rosie: Whatever

Sorry

As Rosie's Mum I am writing to apologise for the serious lack of posts. I have been nagging but you know how these teenagers are. But she is now going to post. And she promises to now post every weekend. Or she will be grounded.

Rosie's Mum