Very Cross Mummy

Hmmm- I am the human in charge and I just found my computer on when I distinctly said to keep it off.

If I find out who is responsible....

Rosie's Mum

WALKIES!

Only me

Only me

Only me


Sneaking on quick while Mum is getting ready- I now go out for walkies!!!! Love it! Love it! Love it!

Mum has finished this MA thing and said the computer was staying off all weekend but I sneaked on quick (ha ha!)

So I will tell you all about my first walk later...

I am about to go on a bus- what's that then?

Rosie nod nod wink wink

Can I go for a walk yet?

Can I? Can I? Oh can I? I am the Demon Dog!

I weigh 5 kg now- I'm a big girl. Mum bought me a half-check chain (what's that then?) and this week she says I can go for a walk. When? When? When?
What's Thursday mean? Same as needing a drink?

My favourite things-
Chomping on anything
Playing with Bilbo Baggins toy
Chomping on anything
Chasing the cats
Chomping on anything
Trying to eat Mum's food by jumping up at her and pulling on her arm
Chomping on anything
Chews of any type- yummy
Chomping on anything
Sleeping
Chomping on anything
Chomping on anything
Chomping on anything

oh and Chomping on anything


Where's my bed? Ay? Ay? Ay? Wasn't it next to my cage... what does smelly mean?



I'm sure it was here...



Sod it- will just lay here anyway!

Today I have been wormed- yuk!
Today Mum left me for 3 hours to go out- report her to the RSPCA! I slept in my cage.
Today I was given a new toy
Today I asked to go out and do a wee (I did 4 more on the floor- ha ha ha!)
Today I will be as naughty as possibe
Today I walked in the garden on my new half-check! Love it! Love it! Love it!
Today I chewed on the cat door stop (but don't let on to Mum)

I defo never chewed up my puppy pad... not me...




I do as I'm told- look!






Whatever is is- I didn't do it, right?

Things I have been up to...

Sorry so sorry sorry sorry sorry Debz has been hogging the computer doing this MA thing of hers (whatever it is- not a biscuit is it? Eh? Eh?) Whatever it is she keeps reading out to me- like I care, right? Right? Right?
Anyway it means I haven't been allowed on the computer so haven't Blogged. She is almost done with her MA so I have sneaked on now!

New Words I know:
Stop!
Don't do that!
No Rosie do it on the paper!
You still have to wee outside when it's raining Rosie! (yeah right)
Paw
Shake
Get Down!
Bilbo Baggins (my toy)
Food
Out

Medical stuff:
I went to that place again this week to be stabbed! One jab that was okay and then this great big needle- a chip or something. I cried. Ouch. Was Dozy Rosie all night after that. Mum also has to put cream on my belly for nappy rash (human baby cream called sudasomething) because my personal bits are too retracted which means when I wee it doen't run off it runs along my belly! So my mum rubs it with this white stuff (I like it, ooh yes) and even after a day it's much less sore. The doctor man thinks it will get better as I grow up.

New people I have met:
Uncle Tony
Lainee (she stayed last weekend)
3 more neighbours
people at the holiday cottage down the lane
Horses in the field when Mum walked me in her arms (wanna get down, wanna get down, wanna get down...)

New Games:
Eating Mum's feet, arms, neck face- she screams and gets angry and I pretend to be sad, lick her nicely - then bite even harder!

Running off with the washing and Mum's knickers!!! (Clean of course)


Sleeping in the dirty washing!







Stealing anything I can find that's not mine!

Watching TV- I like the Pepperoni advert with the naughty animals!

Trying to jump up when Mum is watching TV or eating dinner but she ignores me! (Look at me! Look at me! Look at me!)

Not weeing outside when it rains (love ignoring Mum when she opens the back door by running away and weeing on the floor instead!) Ha!

Trying to play with the cats when they are in their litter box by sticking my head in the hole- Lacey growls at me- oh go on play with me, play with me, play with me...

Running behind the wood burner and coming out with bits of coal- always taken away and then I get a newspaper banged on my bum! Good game! Good game! Good game! No more coal left though now (Mum never uses it anyway- she has no idea how I even found coal.I find lots of things!)


Moi? Nah!

Sitting on Mum's lap at the park on the swings and having a gentle swing- love it! Love it! Love it!


Who me? What have I done?


New Food
Tried a couple of mouthfulls of tuna- yummy!
Mum put some meat from a sachet called puppy meat mixer in my lunch today and it made my biscuits much nicer!
A crumb from a cheese and onion baked crisp that fell out of the sky
A quarter of a white soya milk drop

Got to be wormed again this week.

Think that's it for now. My brother that was waiting for a home has a home now- he goes there soon! Bet he won't be as naughty as me!

But I do sleep all night every night in my cage and last night because Mum stayed up late watching something called Big Brother that was the last one ever (what's that mean? Eh? What? Huh?) she was late going up so I took myself to bed.

More soon then...



I am so good... You better believe it...

Must Run! Must Chew! Must Wee! Must Poo!

Must CHEW!

Must run! Must chew! Must run... hey what's this - if you stand in the right place bits of food fall from the sky! Mind you only tiny teeny crumbs but yummy! Must run! Must chew... must wee, must poo.


"I didn't drop it, I'm only the cat. Honest."

God it's hard work being a dog with a Blog...

So Mum gives me a treat and I sit down- easy as that. She says "SIT" and I do it- she thinks I just learned it (whatever, right- me? I was sitting from when I was knee high to a poodle) But hey sit, treat, sit treat... keep going... love it!

So I was having a madness earlier and this rolled up newspaper gets whacked on the floor and I know it means don't do this or don't do that... whatever. So then sometimes it hits my bum and I don't even feel it- duh- it's only newspaper- I got TEETH- sharp pointy dagger like TEETH. HA HA- a newspaper- yeh, whatever...

So words I know-
Rosie (me me me)
Cagney
Lacey
Chew
Bed
Food
Henry
Charlie
Ball
Poo
Wee
Quick Quick

Hmmm...must be a few others too- oh yeah- "NO BAD GIRL" "NO ROSIE!" "NO!" "DON'T"
Whatever...

Managed to get up the step today to get in the poo yard... on my own...

Here's an idea of my size- against the catflap -like why doesn't it open for me?




So here's the thing- what is it with cats. Over rated or wot? I have tried so hard to play with them today- must chase, must chase, MUST CHASE. Lacey she just hisses at me and they both run away!

But here they are... the evil sister cats:


Scarey Lacey, like why won't she play? Please, please, please.


Please play...



Cagney on top of my cage! Who does she think she is- eh? Eh? Eh?


I said on top of my cage!


Whatever- not talking to you

Ah- but here's Lacey... ha ha ha



And they still get better food- real food, meat, real meat...

Oh go on give us a game- go on- go on- go on. Must run! Must chew! Must wee! Must poo...

FLOP. God this tiredness creeps up fast...


And now for my disappearing act...


Good night! ZZZZZZ........................ let the fun begin again tomorrow...


I AM THE DOG WITh THE BLOG- IN THE SPOTLIGHT, THAT'S ME!