Sorry so sorry sorry sorry sorry Debz has been hogging the computer doing this MA thing of hers (whatever it is- not a biscuit is it? Eh? Eh?) Whatever it is she keeps reading out to me- like I care, right? Right? Right?
Anyway it means I haven't been allowed on the computer so haven't Blogged. She is almost done with her MA so I have sneaked on now!
New Words I know:
Stop!
Don't do that!
No Rosie do it on the paper!
You still have to wee outside when it's raining Rosie! (yeah right)
Paw
Shake
Get Down!
Bilbo Baggins (my toy)
Food
Out
Medical stuff:
I went to that place again this week to be stabbed! One jab that was okay and then this great big needle- a chip or something. I cried. Ouch. Was Dozy Rosie all night after that. Mum also has to put cream on my belly for nappy rash (human baby cream called sudasomething) because my personal bits are too retracted which means when I wee it doen't run off it runs along my belly! So my mum rubs it with this white stuff (I like it, ooh yes) and even after a day it's much less sore. The doctor man thinks it will get better as I grow up.
New people I have met:
Uncle Tony
Lainee (she stayed last weekend)
3 more neighbours
people at the holiday cottage down the lane
Horses in the field when Mum walked me in her arms (wanna get down, wanna get down, wanna get down...)
New Games:
Eating Mum's feet, arms, neck face- she screams and gets angry and I pretend to be sad, lick her nicely - then bite even harder!
Running off with the washing and Mum's knickers!!! (Clean of course)
Sleeping in the dirty washing!
Stealing anything I can find that's not mine!
Watching TV- I like the Pepperoni advert with the naughty animals!
Trying to jump up when Mum is watching TV or eating dinner but she ignores me! (Look at me! Look at me! Look at me!)
Not weeing outside when it rains (love ignoring Mum when she opens the back door by running away and weeing on the floor instead!) Ha!
Trying to play with the cats when they are in their litter box by sticking my head in the hole- Lacey growls at me- oh go on play with me, play with me, play with me...
Running behind the wood burner and coming out with bits of coal- always taken away and then I get a newspaper banged on my bum! Good game! Good game! Good game! No more coal left though now (Mum never uses it anyway- she has no idea how I even found coal.I find lots of things!)
Moi? Nah!
Sitting on Mum's lap at the park on the swings and having a gentle swing- love it! Love it! Love it!
Who me? What have I done?
New Food
Tried a couple of mouthfulls of tuna- yummy!
Mum put some meat from a sachet called puppy meat mixer in my lunch today and it made my biscuits much nicer!
A crumb from a cheese and onion baked crisp that fell out of the sky
A quarter of a white soya milk drop
Got to be wormed again this week.
Think that's it for now. My brother that was waiting for a home has a home now- he goes there soon! Bet he won't be as naughty as me!
But I do sleep all night every night in my cage and last night because Mum stayed up late watching something called Big Brother that was the last one ever (what's that mean? Eh? What? Huh?) she was late going up so I took myself to bed.
More soon then...
I am so good... You better believe it...
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