Can I? Can I? Oh can I? I am the Demon Dog!
I weigh 5 kg now- I'm a big girl. Mum bought me a half-check chain (what's that then?) and this week she says I can go for a walk. When? When? When?
What's Thursday mean? Same as needing a drink?
My favourite things-
Chomping on anything
Playing with Bilbo Baggins toy
Chomping on anything
Chasing the cats
Chomping on anything
Trying to eat Mum's food by jumping up at her and pulling on her arm
Chomping on anything
Chews of any type- yummy
Chomping on anything
Sleeping
Chomping on anything
Chomping on anything
Chomping on anything
oh and Chomping on anything
Where's my bed? Ay? Ay? Ay? Wasn't it next to my cage... what does smelly mean?
I'm sure it was here...
Sod it- will just lay here anyway!
Today I have been wormed- yuk!
Today Mum left me for 3 hours to go out- report her to the RSPCA! I slept in my cage.
Today I was given a new toy
Today I asked to go out and do a wee (I did 4 more on the floor- ha ha ha!)
Today I will be as naughty as possibe
Today I walked in the garden on my new half-check! Love it! Love it! Love it!
Today I chewed on the cat door stop (but don't let on to Mum)
I defo never chewed up my puppy pad... not me...
I do as I'm told- look!
Whatever is is- I didn't do it, right?
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