Flowers

"Oh so that's a flower!"


My mum has started taking me outside. She won't put me on the floor to have a good sniff but still, there are loads of nice smells and these flower things- they smell good enough to eat. Not that Mum will let me. She won't let me eat stones or leaves or mud or grass or houmous or baked potatoes or even crisps. Where's the fun in that? Eh? Eh? Eh? Give us some food!

The cats get loads of meat that smells so nice and all I get is dried food so I keep asking for treats and doing loads of wees for treats and poos for treats... come on give me some meat- please!

Anyway as I was saying I get to go outside in my mum's arms and we walk along the street and Mum tells me all about the street. I meet the neighbours too. Today Ceins and Mum and me- we all walked around the block! When I came home I so wanted to go again... oh go on- give us a walk... eh? Eh? Eh? Spoil sport.

I think I know where I live now anyway, kind of.


Mum is really busy with something called an MA- what's that then? Can you eat it?

More soon...